The problem
Nobody reads Terms of Service, and companies know it. The average TOS runs past 7,000 words; some pass 30,000. They are written by lawyers to protect the company, not you.
Buried inside are rights you'd never knowingly grant: terminate your account without reason, keep a permanent license to your content, sell your data, change the rules at will, train AI on your work.
Click “I agree,” and every word binds you.
What CrazyTOS does
AI reads the fine print. Humans verify it. You decide.
CrazyTOS surfaces the worst clauses from the platforms you use every day. Every one is a direct quote from a public legal document. No paraphrasing, no editorializing. Exactly what you agreed to.
Direct quotes. Verbatim from the original document.
Community-rated. Users vote on how bad each clause is.
AI-assisted analysis. AI finds the clauses. Each quote is checked against the source document, and we show whether it matched.
Change tracking. When a TOS changes, we detect it and flag what moved.
Why it matters
Rights erode clause by clause. Most people find out too late: the account is gone without warning, the data is sold to a broker, the content is training a model, the terms changed overnight.
This happens every day. Companies get away with it because nobody reads the fine print.
There's a better way
Some platforms enforce your rights through protocols, not promises. Rights guaranteed by code survive any executive, acquisition, or policy change.
Self-custody: no one can lock you out. Client-side encryption: no one can read your data. Immutable protocols: no one can change the rules after you agree. Real technology, shipping today.
We build on Arweave, permanent decentralized storage with no central team behind it, like Bitcoin. Once data is there, no company can revoke it or change the rules. We're independent and we hold AR tokens; we use it because it makes “rights guaranteed by code” real. None of this is investment advice.
We track these projects on the Gold Standard page. Exposing the worst is half the job. Showing what's possible is the other half.
What we believe
You should know what you're agreeing to.
Your rights shouldn't depend on a company keeping its word.
Technical guarantees beat legal promises.
Transparency is the minimum, not the goal.
See what you've been agreeing to.