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Why we built this

Because nobody should have to read 100 pages of legalese to know what they're agreeing to.

The problem

Nobody reads Terms of Service. Companies know this. The average TOS is over 7,000 words long. Some stretch past 30,000. They are written by lawyers, for lawyers, and they are designed to protect the company, not you.

Buried in that fine print are clauses that give companies the right to do things you would never agree to if you knew: terminate your account without reason, claim a permanent license to your content, sell your data to third parties, change the rules whenever they want, or use your work to train AI models.

And when you click “I agree,” you are legally bound by every word.

What CrazyTOS does

We read the fine print so you don't have to.

CrazyTOS surfaces the most concerning clauses from the Terms of Service of the platforms you use every day. Every clause on this site is a direct quote from a publicly available legal document. We don't paraphrase, we don't editorialize the source text. We show you exactly what you agreed to.

Direct quotes

Every clause is sourced verbatim from the original document.

Community-rated

Users vote on how concerning each clause is, building a collective assessment.

AI-assisted analysis

We use AI to help identify concerning clauses, but every analysis is marked as unverified until a human reviews it.

Change tracking

When a company updates its TOS, we detect it and flag what changed.

Why it matters

User rights are being eroded clause by clause. Most people don't find out until it's too late: their account gets terminated without warning, their data gets sold to a broker, their content gets licensed to train an AI model, or the terms change overnight to strip away protections they thought they had.

This isn't hypothetical. It happens every day. The only reason companies get away with it is because nobody reads the fine print.

There's a better way

Not all platforms work this way. Some enforce user rights through protocols, not promises. When your rights are guaranteed by code, no executive decision, acquisition, or policy change can take them away.

Self-custody means no one can lock you out of your account. Client-side encryption means no one can read your data. Immutable protocols mean no one can change the rules after you've agreed. These aren't aspirational goals. They are real technologies, used by real projects, today.

We focus particularly on Arweave for permanent, decentralized storage. Once your data is there, no company can revoke access or change the rules. Arweave is an open protocol with no central team behind it, like Bitcoin. We are independent advocates and builders on top of it because it makes “rights guaranteed by code” real.

We track these projects on our Gold Standard page. Exposing the worst is only half the job. Showing people what's possible is the other half.

What we believe

1.

You should know what you're agreeing to.

2.

Your rights shouldn't depend on a company keeping its word.

3.

Technical guarantees beat legal promises.

4.

Transparency is the minimum, not the goal.

Ready to see what you've been agreeing to?